These Guys Think They're Funny
A-ha! These idiots are too vain to look at a page that might highlight someone else. Finally I, Martin, have a chance to say what I really think about these clowns.
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Steve ThomasSteve Thomas writes parodies of epic fantasy, with a sassy dark lord and an over-zealous monster-murdering Dwarf whose magic talking axe spends the whole book arguing with itself.
He keeps referring to himself as "The Council of Elders" and retreating to his Sanctum for secret meetings, but I'm pretty sure that the Sanctum of the Elders is just the bathroom. View on Amazon Aaron C. CrossAaron C. Cross largely focuses on, shall we say, adult comedy spy thrillers. I have entire spreadsheets tracking his off-color jokes.
He also can't get my name right. This is an actual conversation I had with Aaron. Aaron: Marty, we're out of beer again. Me: Sir, I prefer Martin. Aaron: And I preferred Jeffrey, but we can't always get what we want, right? View on Amazon Liam PerrinLiam Perrin writes wholesome King Arthur parodies for the whole family. His book focuses on the downtrodden every man just trying to get by in a world full of self-involved egomaniacs. I can relate to that. I like Liam.
View on Amazon William Tyler DavisWilliam Tyler Davis writes heroic fantasy novels full of adventure and mystery. The fact that the hero is an unlikely halfling and that allusions to pop culture and Arrested Development are sprinkled about are entirely coincidental.
View on Amazon Sam HookerSam Hooker has an odd fixation on making his kind and mild-mannered characters suffer. I find his addition to the Guild...discomforting, to say the least.
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