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Klondaeg's Beard

7/30/2018

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I’ve always wished I could grow a beard, but no luck so far (though I secretly suspect that Steve has been sneaking into my room to shave me in the middle of the night). When I read Klondaeg the Monster Hunter, I was always jealous of Klondaeg's beard, all bright orange and full of miscellaneous crumbs. I may not be able (or allowed) to grow one, but I’ve figured out how to mix one!

Here’s what you need.

  • One package of instant ramen noodles
  • One cup of boiling water
  • One handful of Goldfish Crackers
  • One zip-lock bag
  • One rolling pin
  • One martini glass
  • Oh, right, alcohol...ummm..2 oz of vodka

Pour the boiling water over the ramen and wait until the noodles are soft and edible. While they warm up, put the Goldfish crackers in a plastic bag and mash them up with a rolling pin. By now your noodles should be ready, so strain them and put them in the martini glass. Add the Goldfish crumbs and vodka, then stir.

Enjoy eati--I mean drinking your delicious cocktail!

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Jenna link
6/30/2022 04:53:19 am

Nicee post thanks for sharing

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