I’ve always wished I could grow a beard, but no luck so far (though I secretly suspect that Steve has been sneaking into my room to shave me in the middle of the night). When I read Klondaeg the Monster Hunter, I was always jealous of Klondaeg's beard, all bright orange and full of miscellaneous crumbs. I may not be able (or allowed) to grow one, but I’ve figured out how to mix one!
Here’s what you need.
Pour the boiling water over the ramen and wait until the noodles are soft and edible. While they warm up, put the Goldfish crackers in a plastic bag and mash them up with a rolling pin. By now your noodles should be ready, so strain them and put them in the martini glass. Add the Goldfish crumbs and vodka, then stir.
Enjoy eati--I mean drinking your delicious cocktail!
Owls think they're so fancy with their websites and many of readers. Well, I can make drinks too!
Photo used under Creative Commons from Kirt Edblom