The Guild Has Updated Its Privacy Policy

Everyone Else Is Doing It

1. The Intern will knock before entering.
2. The Intern will not learn Guild Members’ middle names, addresses, or mothers’ maiden names.
3. Guild members will not learn the Intern’s name.
4. Guild members will not learn each other’s names.
5. Guild members will label their lunches with their own name.
6. Guild members will not look at each other’s lunches (see rule 4).
7. The bathroom is for Guild members only (NOT the Intern).
8. E-mails sent to the Guild will not be read (to avoid learning any personal information about the sender).
9. The Intern will be blindfolded at all times.
10. The WiFi password will be kept private from the Intern.